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THE BROADCAST

Brand clarity happens when you stop making noise and find your signal. I build brands on TV, Radio, and 14-foot Steel Billboards.

DEMOGRAPHICS ARE A LIE /// PSYCHOGRAPHICS ARE A WEAPON /// CONTROL IS AN ILLUSION /// EXPERIENCE IS THE GUARANTEE /// DEMOGRAPHICS ARE A LIE /// PSYCHOGRAPHICS ARE A WEAPON /// CONTROL IS AN ILLUSION /// EXPERIENCE IS THE GUARANTEE /// DEMOGRAPHICS ARE A LIE /// PSYCHOGRAPHICS ARE A WEAPON /// CONTROL IS AN ILLUSION /// EXPERIENCE IS THE GUARANTEE ///
DEMOGRAPHICS ARE A LIE /// PSYCHOGRAPHICS ARE A WEAPON /// CONTROL IS AN ILLUSION /// EXPERIENCE IS THE GUARANTEE /// DEMOGRAPHICS ARE A LIE /// PSYCHOGRAPHICS ARE A WEAPON /// CONTROL IS AN ILLUSION /// EXPERIENCE IS THE GUARANTEE /// DEMOGRAPHICS ARE A LIE /// PSYCHOGRAPHICS ARE A WEAPON /// CONTROL IS AN ILLUSION /// EXPERIENCE IS THE GUARANTEE ///
> LEFT: ROY H. WILLIAMS
> RIGHT: MATTHEW BURNS
> AFFILIATION: WIZARD OF ADS®

The Interrupter of the Status Quo

The marketing world is drowning in polite noise. Matthew Burns doesn't do polite.

As an official Wizard of Ads Partner, Matthew works directly within the lineage of Roy H. Williams, translating deep, psycho-emotional principles into weapons of mass attention.

For the 7-figure business owner, he offers a master plan: stop chasing algorithms and start building real connections with your customers.

Philosophy

Counter-Intuitive Truth

Weaponry

Radio, TV, Billboards

Defining Our Enemy

You can't dominate if you don't know what you stand against. I stand against wasting money on shared impressions and fake clicks.

Our enemy is the "quick-fix, tactical, clickbait marketer". The algorithm chaser. The "best practice" zombie.

The brain doesn't buy best practices, it buys from your story. The story that aligns with its scars and ambitions.

The goal isn't an impression. It's a real connection.

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The 7-Figure Reality

Radio Engagement:

92%

AM/FM radio reaches 92% of U.S. adults every month. This is higher than live TV, streaming, or mobile device apps.

> Radio: 92% Engagement of adults
> TV: 72% Engagement on ad supported formats.

COORDS: 40.7128° N, 74.0060° W

Safe is Risky

If they can ignore you, you don't exist.

Corporate marketing is a sea of beige. We don't do beige. We do neon, static, and volume. We take your brand and paste it over the city until they have no choice but to look.

  • TV SPOTS THAT DON'T SUCK
  • RADIO THAT BREAKS SPEAKERS
  • BILLBOARDS THAT STOP TRAFFIC
MASS MEDIA
01

Radio

Audio for the Win

We create earworms—counter-intuitive slogans that become brandable chunks. Telling your story and using entertainment instead of facts and details.

  • > Win the Heart and the Mind will follow
  • > The Earworms everyone repeats
  • > Building trust by always being heard
02

TV / YouTube

Video Strategy

We compel people to stop and stare. Long-form content that pivots immediately from "Best Practice" to "Psycho-Emotional Truth." TV ads that are impossible to ignore and a joy to watch.

  • > Emotionally Driven
  • > Authentically Original
  • > Attention Getting
03

Billboards

Visual Strategy

Owning a piece of the mind & reminding everyone that we are here for them. We turn your brand into a physical landmark.

  • > Offline to Online
  • > Being seen for Aided Recall
  • > Become famous for all the right reasons

Operational Sequence

/// THIS IS THE WAY

01

Starter Session

The Intercept

We identify the baselines. Where you are now. And where you want to be.

02

Bold Idea Day

The Deconstruction

We bring in The Unused Asset Audit. We find the hidden leverage point your brand is sitting on.

03

Implementation

The Fortification

The execution is a long-term play, not a one-off tactic. The goal? To be thought of first, and loved the most.

Nodding your head?
We should talk.

Case Studies

Client Work / Field Reports

Seaside Plumbing

Tommy Cool

Out of This World Plumbing

"If your competitors hate your advertising,
you're doing it right.

Let's build the campaign they'll despise."

— Matthew Burns

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